im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
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aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
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Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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