You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
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No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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