i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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