did you get engaged???
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
