OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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