You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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