i just had sex bonerless
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
