talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
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But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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