Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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