Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
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Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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