Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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