Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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