walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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