Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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