4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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