Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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