I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
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I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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