Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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