This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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