I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
