Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
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My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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