I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
