Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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