Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
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i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
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