So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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