This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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