I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
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So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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