Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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