I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?