too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
My bed is full of blood and feathers
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.