He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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