alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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