Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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