im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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