It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Come see our sink grown plant.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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