He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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