I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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