At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
