I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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