Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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