It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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