I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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