remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I need to calm my uterus...
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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