Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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