and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
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He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
why is half of my head shaved?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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