This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
We named our party play list daddy issues
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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