Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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