Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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