I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
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I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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