You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
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i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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