And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
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Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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