i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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