So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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