my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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