If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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