thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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