My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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