I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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